Dog Quotes to make you smile.......................................................

 "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job" -Franklin P. Jones

"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in the car he sticks his head out the window" -Steve Bluestone

"If dogs coould talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owing one" - Andrew A Rooney 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Ben Williams

Dogs are miracles with paws.  ~Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.  ~Corey Ford

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.  ~Max Eastman

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.  ~Mme. de Staël

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that is how dogs spend their lives.  ~Sue Murphy

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  ~Roger Caras

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.  ~Ambrose Bierce

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.  ~Franklin P. Jones

Happiness is a warm puppy.  ~Charles M. Schulz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.  ~Ogden Nash

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.  ~Author Unknown

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.  ~Gene Hill

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.  ~Author Unknown

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.  ~Margo Kaufman

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.  ~Rita Rudner